|"It's Not The Lone Ranger Tonto and..Bonto!"
||[Nov. 6th, 2008|03:19 pm]
Hello I'm new here, and I would like to issue this plea: ZOMG please someone write these pairings! In any and all combinations!11!! An angry-lusty triangle between Michael Ryan and Dwight that progresses into a kinky threeway is something I've been hoping to find written into a fic ever since I saw "The Fire" and it overstimulated all my slash senses and exploded them. Ooh, tingly.
Seriously though, you don't have to be equipped with a slashy mind to pick up on all THE GAY of that episode, or many more beyond that. Every member of my family that watches this show has been able to see the intentional subtext of Dwight the jealous lover when the "smart sexy temp" comes along, that hussy, and starts fires not only in the Office building! ;) You sexy thang, Ryan! And on that note, it baffles me why no one is taking advantage of all the *intentional* canon hintings at Michael's feelings for Ryan or Dwight's obvious just-a-bit-too-friendly devotion to Michael! This show is rich with slash potential but it all gets overshadowed by all the het fic, mostly JAM (as much as I support that, it just gets way too much attention and all the squeeing and fic make me sick of it fast) and for some reason people like Dwight/Angela? *shudders* Canon schmanon, like babies playing jazz instruments it's just not right!
*takes a deep breath* Ahhh that feels better, getting that out of my system. It's an outrage really, all this lack of slash fiction when the show just keeps getting supremely gayer by the season, despite the het pairings forced on all three of these characters, none of which seem that convincing. Ryan couldn't wait to get rid of Kelly, Dwight cares about Angela but she's no competition for Michael clearly as he's demonstrated (LOL the shot of her looking jealous while Dwight and Michael were watching Varsity Blues, *IN THE DARK* side by side just the two of them) and Michael with Jan, well, I don't think I need to go into *that* mess *snerk*. Anyway, I don't care if people like those pairings I just think it's only fair there's slash as well.
Well, I guess that's enough ranting about silly pr0n (or the lacktherof, more specifically) for now. Expect to hear more from me though! I'm so going to try when I can to write some stories for this community or at least post some macros or some other randomly amusing filler.